January 2011
funky-penguin:
miloninja replied to your quote: You don’t even need a bra, your boobs defy…
HOLLA!!
I love how you holla’d twice ;D
So do your boobs also defy gravity like my boobs?
yes but that’s because they’re so small they’re weightless.
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Here we go.
Carmen 16 in the collected poems of Gaius Valerius Catullus in English.
I will sodomize you and face-fuck you,
Cock-sucker Aurelius and catamite Furius,
You who think, because my verses
Are delicate, that I am immodest.
For it’s right for the devoted poet to be chaste
Himself, but it’s not necessary for his verses to be so.
Verses which then have taste and charm,
If they are...
can't post just yet.
dad’s in the room.
ellierevenge asked: i come pools of blood at the thought of deporto chicken book burgers.
Does anyone want a translation?
ellierevenge asked: No like, join Oporto and Dymocks.
Have oily books.
And call it Dyporto.
Have oily books.
And call it Dyporto.
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The Dirty Poem
Carmen 16 in the collected poems of Gaius Valerius Catullus.
Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Aureli pathice et cinaede Furi, qui me ex versiculis meis putastis, quod sunt molliculi, parum pudicum. Nam castum esse decet pium poetam ipsum, versiculos nihil necesse est; qui tum denique habent salem ac leporem, si sunt molliculi ac parum pudici, et quod pruriat incitare possunt, non dico...
ellierevenge asked: it could be called, Dyporto.
Like Deport-O
deport - o.
DEPORT.
Like Deport-O
deport - o.
DEPORT.
ellierevenge asked: hahahah what about oily books?
ellierevenge asked: why are you doing a resume? what about oporticles?
ellierevenge asked: yessicles we are coming to see the movie :)
winwinwinwinwin!
winwinwinwinwin!
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just read a dirty latin poem
very satisfying
not sure if i’ll get my resume done tonight ;)
ellierevenge asked: arrrghh i meant mean girls, and then i meant that I thought the jessi slaughter version was funny but then the snape one was best!
SMALLVILLE STOP BEING A DOUCHE BAG AND START...
Lois Lane does not even supposed notice Clark but in smallville she’s all like :
Then I’m like:
ellierevenge asked: http://ellierevenge.tumblr.com/post/3007544371/let-me-tell-you-something-about-severus-snape-we-were
did you see this post?
i thought you'd love it, if you don't get it, it's the jessi slaughter story, changed by some harry potter fan to be about snape.
so good.
did you see this post?
i thought you'd love it, if you don't get it, it's the jessi slaughter story, changed by some harry potter fan to be about snape.
so good.
Lady made my day at work
funky-penguin:
SHe asked why the first season of Gilmore girls was more than the seventh. So I tried coming up with some bull as to why because I have no clue! She stopped me halfways through and I can quote her, said,
“ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? YOU’RE FUCKING DUMB. HOW WOULD THAT BE FUCKING WHY?!?! FUCK THIS!!!”
She then stormed out swearing and her husband said something to her and her...
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Thanks, internet.
accio-sirius:
Because now every time I see a pair of slightly affectionate, fairly attractive, obviously heterosexual male friends, I immediately assume that there is some passionate love between them that has just been buried by the pressures of society and their desire to maintain the friendship.
I will go to therapy for this someday.
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Girls, shut the fuck up complaining about periods
tomharder:
commotiocordis | sixgunsound | milk-and-eggs-bitch-
You know roughly when it’s gonna happen, it’s only a little bit of cramp, you lie in bed moaning about it half the time, i don’t see what the problem is, a guy can be hit in the balls whenever, any time, any place, and it kills, we get it a lot worse than you, a small tap to the nuts can be excruciating and you have no idea, if you...
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MTV's Racy New Series "Skins" Raises Legal... →
tumblrisforlulz:
L-O-FUCKING-L
Two churches located across the street from each...
tweakyou:
fabulous-killjoy:
-prettyprettyplease:
ultraball:
paranoidrobot:
…Do the Presbyterians think Rocks are animals?
ALL ROCKS GO TO HEAVEN
CONVERTING TO CATHOLICISM DOES NOT MAGICALLY GRANT YOUR DOG A SOUL.
THIS IS NOT OPEN FOR DEBATE.
And I always though Catholics were stuck up…
hahaha cool for dogs, i know i’m going to hell though ;)
Anonymous asked: I herd a rumer that ur bruva weez on yu.
dat shit make me crey.
dat shit make me crey.
Anonymous asked: I herd a rumer that ur bruva weez on yu.
dat shit make me crey.
dat shit make me crey.
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ellierevenge asked: I was just finkling about when you were reading that book called Will and I just called it Wilk, everytime you brought it up.
WILK
WILK
WILK.
WILK
WILK
WILK.
ellierevenge asked: I was just finkling about when you were reading that book called Will and I just called it Wilk, everytime you brought it up.
WILK
WILK
WILK.
WILK
WILK
WILK.
hi, i have liked you for a long time now...and was...
funky-penguin:
miloninja:
funky-penguin:
miloninja:
funky-penguin:
well isn’t this awkward… my boyfriend is far from a douche, he is the most wonderful person in this world and my best friend and I don’t plan on breaking up with him any time soon so watch your tongue!!! Who be this? Maybe I can set you up with a nice girl? Believe me, there are WAY better girls out there for you to love...
hi, i have liked you for a long time now...and was...
funky-penguin:
miloninja:
funky-penguin:
well isn’t this awkward… my boyfriend is far from a douche, he is the most wonderful person in this world and my best friend and I don’t plan on breaking up with him any time soon so watch your tongue!!! Who be this? Maybe I can set you up with a nice girl? Believe me, there are WAY better girls out there for you to love because I am sure you are a...